[Backup:] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
[Jimmy and Backup:] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
[Jimmy:] A pretty woman makes her husband look small. And very often causes his downfall. (Hey!) As soon as he marries her, then she starts, To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife, You'll be happy for the rest of your life. An ug-a-ly woman cooks your meals on time, An she'll always give you peace of mind.
[Jimmy and backup:] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
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[Jimmy:] Don't let your friends say you have no taste, Go ahead and marry anyway. (Hey!) Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match, Take it from me, she's a better catch.
[Jimmy and backup:] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
[Man #1:] Say, man. [Man #2:] Say, baby. [Man #1:] I saw your wife the other day. [Man #2:] Yeah? [Man #1:] Yeah, and she's UGLEEE! [Man #2:] Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby. [Man #1:] Yeah, alright.
[Jimmy and Backup:] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
[Jimmy and backup:] (If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (Never make a pretty woman your wife.) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah yeah-yeah. (So from my personal point of view,) (Get an ugly girl to marry you.)
(If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (Never make a pretty woman your wife.) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (So from my personal point of view,) (Get an ugly girl to marry you.) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Fade:] (If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (Never make a pretty woman your wife.) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (So from my personal point of view...)
Если хочешь быть счастливым
(эй, эй, давай)
[Подпевка:] Если хочешь быть счастлив до конца своих дней, Не ищи красавицу, и не женись на ней. Это моя личная точка зрения, Уродина больше достойна уважения. Если хочешь быть счастлив до конца своих дней, Не ищи красавицу, и не женись на ней. Это моя личная точка зрения, Уродина больше достойна уважения.
[Jimmy и подпевка:] Если хочешь быть счастлив до конца своих дней, Не ищи красавицу, и не женись на ней. Это моя личная точка зрения, Уродина больше достойна уважения.
[Jimmy:] Красотка сделает из тебя червяка, И ты потонешь - наверняка. (Эй!) Как попадешь под каблук – поймешь, Что от нее живым не уйдешь!
Но если уродина станет женой, С ней будешь счастлив день-деньской. И ужин вовремя она подаст, Волненьям повода не даст.
[Jimmy и подпевка:] Если хочешь быть счастлив до конца своих дней, Не ищи красавицу, и не женись на ней. Это моя личная точка зрения, Уродина больше достойна уважения.
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[Jimmy:] Пусть не поймут друзья твой вкус, Идите вперед, женись, не трусь. (Эй!) Хотя и уродлива