Galavant: Okay, Gang. It’s time to go. Adventure awaits.
I’m off on a hero’s journey Out where adventure lies On a quest the poets will sing about
Isabella: With destiny at your shoulder
Sid: And ego of massive size
Galavant: And a face most chicks have a thing about
Isabella: And so what if you’re still hung over?
Galavant: Right!
Sid: So what if you smell like slop?
Galavant: Yeah.
Isabella: So what if you’ve got that pesky little muffin top?
Galavant: Wait, now, hold-
Isabella and Sid: You’re off on a hero’s journey
Galavant: A champion through and through
Isabella and Sid: More or less Doing what all the heroes do
Galavant: And I ride to save my one true love
Sid: Though she ripped your heart in two
Galavant: Not true
Sid: Pretty true
Isabella: Very true
Galavant: To destroy the king she was forced to wed
Isabella: More like “chose to wed”
Galavant: Not true
Isabella: Kind of true
Sid: Got to say, sort of true
Galavant: And I ride to help the princess Who I’ve taken ‘neath my wing
Isabella: If he finds out I’m working for the king
Galavant: Wait. What was that?
Isabella: What? Nevermind.
Galavant: Did you just say-
Isabella: Not a thing
Galavant: No, I’m pretty sure you just said-
Isabella and Sid: You’re off on a hero’s journey
Galavant: And this is my hero’s vow I’ll return
Sid: Rising victorious
Isabella: And how? No, really. I mean how?
Galavant: Nothing’s gonna stop my journey now
Isabella and Sid: Off on a hero’s journey! Off on a hero’s journey! Off on a hero’s journey! Off on a hero’s journey! Off on a hero’s journey! Off on a hero’s journey!
Galavant: N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow! Holy [Bleep], I’m out of shape. Ohh, my tummy hurts. Whew! That was a long song.