A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, I`ve never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word «romance» So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic, I shaved her name in my head As she beheld it, she said I misspelled it; Need more be said? (chorus) These apples are delicious! «As a matter of fact they are,» she said Can all this fruit be free? She wrote me a letter as big as a phone book I`ve never been big on mail I sent her a postcard from somewhere near Lethbridge, And wondered if it still went by rail I`ve never been frightened of being enlightened But some things can go too far Though sometimes I stammer and mix up my grammar, You get what my meanings are chorus) I`m not trying to sing a love song — I`m trying to sing in tune I know I am sometimes headstrong Falling in love, catching fire — I want to be consumed Wondering will I ever tire, will I ever tire?