I wanna fuck a dog in the ass he wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog (that's right kids)
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog (and his ass)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate but I found the dog ah, that was no pirate man that was thy own sister! (he's a Mexican pirate)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog in the ass