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So what do we have to decide?
We have to decide which of these crimes is the least serious and which is the most serious.
Right, OK. Mm.
So, why don't we start by talking about them individually perhaps, first?
Yes that's a good idea. OK, erm, right shall we … shall we start with Paolo?
Let's go for it, yeah. Any thoughts?
I think this is quite a serious crime – hacking into somebody's bank account. Erm, for me that would rate quite highly on the scale of being one of the most serious crimes … and I haven't seen the others yet, but …
And it's not mitigated at all by the fact that he's unemployed? The man's desperate?
Not really, not in my opinion. No.
And I suppose thousands of euros' worth I suppose …
I'd like to suspend judgement until we've gone through the, you know, the other three.
So, moving on to Jenny who's thirty-five and married with two children. Sounds like it's gonna make a difference.
Well, if she's married then she's obviously got a husband who supports them.
Well presumably. I guess we don't know.
So why is she shoplifting, that's the … that's the question, erm …
Kleptomania perhaps, erm …
Shall we … shall we come back to this one? Let's come back to this one later.
Erm, yeah that's, ah … I'm mildly dubious. Akio.
Akio.
Erm, a graffiti artist, a young graffiti artist. Well …
For me this is not really a crime.
Really? Not at all?
No.
But the … depending on the type of graffiti, I suppose.
Oh I suppose, so if it's offensive, then that's a different matter.
His graffiti apparently is well done and quite artistic but, ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder and what not, so …
Mm, it is art though.
You think all graffiti is art?
Not all graffiti, not the offensive graffiti but if it's as it says here, erm, well done and quite artistic it can actually lift the urban environment.
Interesting.
So for me that's probably going to be one of the least crimes.
Yeah I probably … yeah I think I'd be inclined to agree. So Teresa, the successful doctor, erm, this to me, erm …
She's been spe … speeding every day, my goodness.
Doesn't … ah. I guess in a thirty, forty, forty-five in a thirty zone I guess is pretty significant. It's certainly irresponsible, but …
Well, it depends. I mean if she's going to an emergency case then, then I'd say it's quite alright for her to do … to speed. However, it does say every day.
Yeah.
Or most days, most days. So I'm sure she doesn't have emergencies most days.
Yeah, yeah. Maybe you need a little more context perhaps, but … bom, bom, bom, bom, boh … I mean doctors generally aren't responding to emergencies in their own cars are they?
No.
So, to me it seems pretty irresponsible, whether it's a terrible crime? Yeah. So …
Oh let's come back to that one later. I'd like to go back to, um, Jenny.
Uhuh. OK, erm, Jenny so we're thinking isn't too bad, then?
No.
Maybe the least, and then after that I would probably say, ah, Akio is the least … oh so probably Akio is the least offensive … we would say followed by Jenny?
It really … it really depends doesn't it on people's opinion, I mean for me Akio is the least offensive, followed by Jenny. Erm …
Followed by … Teresa.
… Teresa possibly.
And then probably Paolo …
I think Paolo is the most serious crime.
Probably no great excuses for what he's done. Erm, good.
So what else do we have to decide? I think we've agreed on everything.
I think that's it. Yeah.