You can like the life you're livin' You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around with Ike And that's Good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it...
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first. The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature. Not only one little lady, but two! You've read about them in the papers and now here they are! Chicago's own killer dillers those scintillating sinners Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!
Roxie and Velma: You can like the life you're living You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around with Ike And that's Good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it? But nothing stays
In fifty years or so It's gonna change, you know But, oh, it's heaven Nowadays
ANNOUNCER Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace. Let's make the parties longer. Let's make the skirts shorter. Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT!