This song is about Chad Ginsburg's lactose intolerance
I want cheese but I can't digest the shit I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington These are some of the things I can't eat It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me shit I can not not not have nothing But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow Uh-oh I think I shit myself (ohhh!) I had some ice cream and... I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts