Dan: A-B-C-D-E-F-G Come on over here play with me, My momma, She even bought me a Wii. H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P Only in the toilet Just like me Don’t sprinkle When you tinkle.
Aja: All the boys and the girls all playing tag And patty cake jump rope, capture the flag. Dan: I don’t want any part of that, I wanna fry some ants with my magnifying glass.
Together:
Aja: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
Aja: L-M-N-O-P
Dan: Hi my name is Danny, And it rhymes with words like whammy, And my teachers they can’t stand me. But I sleep in batman jammies. Yes I do.
Aja: I’ll always love you, I will protect you. And I’ll tuck you in at night.
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Dan: Q-R-S-T-U And me, no girls allowed they all got cooties Circle dot dot, That’s the cootie shot. V-W-X-Y and Z Why’s the lunch lady always winking at me, She’s got a moustache, That grows like a tree.
Aja: All the boys and the girls let’s come on over, Play kickball hopscotch and red rover.
Dan: I don’t want any part of that I’m a Hit betty sue with my baseball bat.
Together:
Dan: Hi my name is Danny And it rhymes with words like whammy, And my teachers they can’t stand me. But I sleep in batman jammies. Yes I do.
Aja: I’ll always love you, I will protect you. And I’ll tuck you in at night.
Hi my name is Danny And it rhymes with words like whammy, And my teachers they can’t stand me. But I sleep in batman jammies. Yes I do.
Aja: Don’t be afraid of me, I’m just a sweet cootie. And I will love you till the end of time.
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Dan: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 Daddy told me there’s no girls in heaven, Hallelujah. There’s only G.I Joes. 8-9-10-11-12-13, Mrs. Jacobson’s got a head like a bean, I wonder, If it rains will it grow.
Aja: In class pass notes on Valentine’s. All the girl’s and the boy’s all makin’ eyes.
Together:
Aja: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
Dan: I don’t know what you’re talkin’ ‘bout. If I catch your eye I’m a poke it out.
Aja: L-M-N-O-P
Dan: Hi my name is Danny And it rhymes with words like whammy, And my teachers they can’t stand me. But I sleep in batman jammies.
Aja: I’ll always love you, I will protect you. And I’ll tuck you in at night.
Hi my name is Danny And it rhymes with words like whammy, And my teachers they can’t stand me. But I sleep in batman jammies. Yes I do.
Aja: Don’t be afraid of me, I’m just a sweet cootie. And I will love you till the end of time.