Ninja Mmmh, you smell that? You know what that smell is That's right... it's money Go ahead... rub your dick on that shit
Chorus (2x) I rub my dick on expensive shit I rub my dick on expensive shit It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream, bru Rubbing my dick on expensive shit
Yo, told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be A superstar rapper making big money Know what I mean, girl? But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world If I said "Yes, dad" I wouldn't have my ZEF swag Or fly around the whole fucking world getting jet-lag Getting bitten by the ZEF bug, it's the best drug If I played it safe I would've never made it ever Now every day in every way I get a little ZEFfer No matter what you smoke you'll never get as high as me It's like a fat "Fuck you!" when these naaiers see My big billboard up in NYC Don't you wish your boyfriend was ZEF like me? I'm the motherfucking greatest, suckers love to hate us But I make these bitches submissive 'cause I'm a dominator I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas
Chorus (2x) ...It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream, bru Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
Yo-Landi Big money (3x) Make my dreams come true
Ninja Baby I'm a angel, sent from the dark side Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide "Oh my God, that's such a fresh switch" Ja whatever, just don't touch the hair, bitch Everybody's crying saying "Hip-hop's dead" 'Till a white South African hip-hop head Pops up on the scene saying "It's not dead! I'm here! Can I get a fucking Aah, yeah?" Rappers lokking at me like I just crawled out the drain The underground got me bored out of my brain And this pop/rap bullshit all sound the same God help you if I call out your name From the dark side of the moon, I zoom out of the gloom Doom, doom, the room goes boom like a cartoon The dark raver has come, my mic-saber is on Turn and tell your friend: "Yo, this is my favourite song"
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Bridge (2x) Ooh, wat drink jy, Ninjie? I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon Ooh lala, c'est si bon
...It's like a angel peed in my mouth! C'est si bon
Ninja I saw your babe's new Gucci shades, so I stepped to her face And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit I saw P. Diddy's caviar chilling backstage And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit I saw your virgin galactic tickets to outer space And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit I saw Hugh Hef's grilfriend's new boobs And I rubbed my dick on expensive tits I was at the waterfront saw a new Lambo And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit I saw Snoop Dogg's long gold-plated bong And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit I saw your mom's new Louis Vuitton leather handbag And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone head And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
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I rub my tsss on expensive aaah I rub my wang on expensive thangs It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream, bru Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
Yo-Landi Big money (3x) So so so so so sexy Big money (3x) Make my dreams come true Ou!