Yankii yankii Shouwa no yankii shifuku wa swetto RYUJI! Heso pi biisan riizento garagarawaruwaru RYUJI! Demo kichoumen kireisuki tappitsu shumi wa jigusoopazuru Heisei umare no Shouwa no otoko Bunta Ken-san RYUJI!
ANIMAL. I'm an ANIMAL. Are You Ready, SLASHER? 3 2 1 Penraa maki maki penra maki maki yossha yossha RYUJI! Penraa maki maki penraa maki maki yossha yossha RYUJI!
D-I-S-H DISH// (say what) D-I-S-H DISH// (your turn) te tatake! Clap Your Hands! Koe agero! Everybody Say! (Hey) D-I-S-H DISH// (what cha name?)
Sainenshou no shikkari mo no konokinan'noki MASAKI! Koe ga takakute oshirase tantou konokinan'noki MASAKI! Ato wa panti? Panti! Panti.... panpa panpa pan panti Tan Bari Tan Bari Tan Bari ma-kun panti sutaa MASAKI!
Hokkaidou wa dekkai dou moriage taichou To-i! Nakimushi jiko-chuu yuujuufudan banashi ga naggee To-i! Sainenchou no sainenshou min'na ga suki-suki daisuki aisare aisare koko made kimashita dosanko chikin To-i!
Zutta kata ̄ zutta kata ̄ zutta kata ̄ nota baka to tensai boodaarain totoi no Toi no Toi penraa maki maki penraa maki maki yossha yossha To-i! Penraa maki maki penraa maki maki yossha yossha To-i!
D-I-S-H DISH// (let's begin) D-I-S-H DISH// (show time) Te tatake! Clap Your Hands! koe agero! Everybody Say! (hey!) D-I-S-H DISH// (one more time) D-I-S-H DISH// (call your name)