Jezebel Boy! You know all the guys In the Sheriff's Patrol They leave you alone When they round up the whores Up on Hollywood Boulebard
(What? Now this is what happens in Los Angeles . . . )
Sometimes that ol' nasty D.A., you say Thinks he needs his name In the paper again -- That's when The short-pants girls They have to take that ride With a friendly, friendly policeman
But the Jezebel Boy On the corner by the Technicolor processing plant He stands by the light; Waitin' through that night Waitin', waitin' for that, that distinguished-looking Wilshire District Gentleman With snow-white hair, (Senator Hollings: Maybe I could make a good rock star) To drive up in his Lincoln, And whisk away the Jezebel Boy
There he goes now! Old Ralph will make him put that wretched Sausage in his mouth again