Tinsel Town Rebellion // 1984, Live at The Pier, New York City
From Madam Wong's to Starwood To the Whiskey on the Strip You can hear the crashing, blasting strum Of bands that come to be real hip And get a record contract From a talent scout some day They'll sell their ass, their cocks and balls They'll take the check 'n walk away If they're lucky they'll get famous For a week or two perhaps They'll buy some ugly clothes to wear And hope the business don't collapse Before some stupid magazine Decides they're really good They're a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band From downtown Hollywood
Tinsel Town Rebellion, Tinsel Town Rebellion Band It's a little bitty Tinsel Town Rebellion A Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
They used to play all kinds of stuff And some of it was nice Some of it was musical But then they took some guy's advice To get a record deal, he said, They would have to be more punk Forget their chops and play real dumb Or else they would be sunk So off they go to S.I.R. to learn some stupid riffs (Oh no!) No! (No no no no no no) No! (It's the 80's again!)
And when they think they've got it They launch a new career Who gives a fuck if what they play Is somewhat insincere (Let's dance the blues again Everybody! Dance the blues again Come on and dance the blues again Get down from the . . . I write the songs that make the young girls cry!)
Did you know that in Tinsel Town the people down there Think that substance is a bore And if your New Wave group looks good They'll hurry on back for more Of leather groups (Eye to eye Rock you like a nincompoop!) And plastic groups (Whip it good!) And groups that look real queer (I'll tumble 4 ya!) He'll tumble for you (I'll tumble 4 ya!) He'll tumble for you very much (Moo moo moo moo moo) Home town sausage jamboree (Moo moo moo moo moo Moo moo moo moo moo Moo moo moo MOO-AHHH!) The Tinsel Town aficionados Come to see and not to hear But then again this system works As perfect as a dream It works for all of those record company pricks (Let's see that record company prick again) It works for all of those record company pricks (No, no, do it when it hits the floor) It works for all of those record company pricks Who come to skim the cream From the cesspools of excitement Where Jim Morrison once stood It's that Tinsel Town Rebellion From down down down (Down down down) Town town town (Town town town) Holly lolly lolly (Holly lolly lolly) Woody Woody Pecker Pecker (Woody Woody Pecker Pecker) Woo-oo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ood
Woody Pecker Pecker! Woody Woody Pecker Pecker! Hi-Yo, Woody! Hi-Yo, Pecker! Hi-Yo, Silver! One-Adam-Twelve, see de pecker!