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There's a certain hellish realm
Reserved for everyone who yells they need the medic
Every evening ehile I sleep
While I'm busy counting ship
They all bleat "Medic!"
When I'm Eating when I'm reading
Or excreting on the John
There's no hiding from the screaming in my mind
There's no place in heaven high
Where I can crawl away and die
The only real solution absolutely homicide

All the wounds I've ever sealed
All the boo-boos that I've healed
I'm a changed medic!
Now these injures can stay
While I blow some noobs away
Beware the Medic!
The Soldier and the Sniper
I'm afraid they're not got long!
The Demoman and Pyro quickly fade!
And the Medic will just laugh
While the Heavy's torn in half
By the medic and his bonesaw's gruesome blade!

Now the sniper has jars of jarate
Clear glass bottles he fills with his piss
When he hits all his foes
He crits all oh his blows
He has that...
I have this!

The Engineer has electronics
And the Spy's got disquises and tricks
and the Pyro insame
Eh,the Scout's kind of lame
They do that...
I do this!

If you'd like a reason why
My entire team should die
Then play the Medic!
Well my friends,the doctor'd out
Of his whole mind! So go on shout!
You'll get no Medic!

I dont care about ponts or payloads
Only psychopatic sprees
Not wich color team you're playing
RED or BLU!
And if I see just one more hat
I'll tear you insides out like that!
Like a Saxton Hale on a safary at the zoo!

I'm a physician on a mission
And countrition's not my style
Am I a monster or a man?
I cannot say!
All I know is that my uber locked and loaded like a trooper,
Medicare's one shot away!

You think I've arrived,bearing safetly
But I come not with peace, but a sword!
There's a high price to pay
For the health I've purveyed.|
All I do...you've ignored!
All I do...I"m abhored!

I once was a man who was valiantly healing
Everyone crying "Medic!"
I once healed a Spy
Who was kinfed me goodbye!
That's when I learned to just
Let people die!
Let them die!

Leave the Demoman for dead!
Let the Heavy fill with lead!
Meet the new Medic!
May the Pyro be enflamed!
May you loath this wretched game without the Medic!
May your papers all be stolen
Your intelligence be lost
May your sandviches be full of rancid meat!
And the first fool that I hear
Who calls for Medic
Get's their reak rent surgically!...

By me,your friendly PH.D.
The Medic...

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