Good evening ladies and gentlemen... And boys, you'd better listen!
Names have been changed to protect the innocent Just in case it's about you. I guess I'm in a little predicament: What else can this little girl do?
There was Peter, He was a cheater Who couldn't keep his hands to himself.
There was Richie, Well, he got bitchy, So I left him there on the shelf.
So I give up on love. I guess I've had enough, And I don't give a fuck, what can I do? Just when I've found the one, And I think love's begun, It's falling through.
So I will dry my eyes, And I'll just fantasize, And I'll get moisturized and think of you. I'm looking for the best, And I'll take nothing less... Baby what about you?
A meeting of minds is so hard to find - There's no such a thing as the one. They say love is blind 'cause the truth is unkind, I'm just a hot-loaded gun.
There was Henry, Now he got friendly While dancing in my pink underwear.
And there was David, When he got naked, He didn't have much up - or downstairs.
So I give up on love. I guess I've had enough, And I don't give a fuck, what can I do? Just when I've found the one, And I think love's begun, It's falling through.
So I will dry my eyes, And I'll just fantasize, And I'll get moisturized and think of you. I'm looking for the best, And I'll take nothing less... Baby what about you?