(Written by Mark Knopfler. Originally performed by Dire Straits on album "Brothers In Arms", 1985)
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and chicks for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these color TV's
See the little faggot with the earring and the make-up Yeah buddy that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot he's millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these color TV's
I shoulda' learned to play the guitar I shoulda' learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man We could have some fun And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee That ain't workin' That's the way you do it Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these color TV's
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' get your chicks for free Money for nothin' get chicks for free