Oh please, excuse me, I don't mean to alarm And certainly, I mean you no physical harm I'm just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl
My mission is simple: Neverending Strife I'll worm into your heart and then I'll cut like a knife My intentions are clear, so just surrender your will I'm a predator, and I'm going in for the kill
Don't hate me cause I'm funny Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful You should hate me cause I'm better than you
I only want to party I only want to play it cool I'm beholden to seeing this through
I could trot around your little pony head Spreading white lies and whispers I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends Your rage is so hot, it blisters
I have your attention now, it's futile to flee Your Elements of Harmony are worthless to me So please--you can't beat me, just fire away I'll shrug it off and live to laugh another day
My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old Millennia trapped in stone and desolate cold Your princess couldn't save you. You have no hope You're hanging yourself, I'm just providing the rope