Come with me You have to see The ugly one-eyed girl She'll kiss for free She's so ugly She's screwed the whole wide world
[?] She winks at me She sleeps with boys and girls Come with me Get her for free Get caught by the one-eyed girl [Chorus] Trust me I guarantee she'll kiss you back, (see?) I'll put your head into her [?] I guarantee she'll kiss you back, (see?) I'll put you right into a jar And you'll like that
Stupid boy She's not a toy Or an ugly barbie doll So take your fingers Out from your pocket And wrap the one-eyed girl
Her eye is red But her legs are wide Come see the one-eyed girl Her grip's tight But her teeth [?] You're gonna kill the one-eyed girl
Touch me I guarantee I'll kiss you back, (please?) I'll put your head into my [?] I guarantee I'll kiss you back, (please?) I'll put your head into my jar
Stupid boy I'm not a toy Are you? Every time I see your eyes I wonder why you Come with me To get her for free Are you? She'll kiss for free She's so ugly
Trust me I guarantee she'll kiss you back, (please?) I put your head into her [?] I guarantee she'll kiss you back, (please?) I'll put you right into her jar
She walks on by With her [?] open wide There she (cries?) Wave goodbye You, one-eyed girl Come with me You'll have to see The [original?] one-eyed girl She'll kiss for free She's so ugly She's screwed the whole wide world Come with me You'll have to see The ugly one-eyed girl She'll kiss for free She'll kiss for free She's so ugly