We walked in starched up with our ostrich on She was sittin’ at the end of the bar drinkin’ all alone I could tell she was high maintenance by the look she was givin’ I knew right then she was straight in to some gold diggin’ She’s a gold digger, that girl wants it all She’ll have you washed up, beat up, boy with your back to the wall She’s got a ten cent heart, and a million dollar figure There ain’t no doubt in my mind, she’s a gold digger Well, ol’ Clyde walked up, said can I sit down She said I’ll dance with you all night long if you’ll buy me a round Six months later, she’s a hundred thousand richer And Clyde’s broke sleepin’ on my couch, cause of the gold digger REPEAT CHORUS Well I ran into her a few months ago She flashed me them pretty blues, my heart hit the floor Now Clyde’s cardboard box is big, but mine’s a little bigger She’s got us broke sleepin’ under a bridge, cause she’s a gold digger We’re both broke sleepin’ under a bridge thanks to the gold digger.