I am the illustrated man, baby I got tattoos everywhere I am the illustrated man, baby I got tattoos everywhere I just love my decorations from my feet up to my head
Got a screamin' demon on my chest cat face on my thigh Got naked women all over me until the day I die
I am the illustrated man, baby I got tattoos everywhere People love my decorations they just have to stop & stare
Got the Mona Lisa on my keister Van Gogh on my nose I'm a walkin' work of art from my head down to my toes
I am the illustrated man, baby I got tattoos everywhere Just love my decorations from my feet up to my head
I got faces goin' on places where the sun don't shine Little girl if you show me yours girl I'll show you mine
I'm the illustrated man, baby I got tattoos everywhere People love my decorations they just have to stop & stare
I'm the illustrated man, I'm the illustrated man, Come on get some if you can I'm the illustrated man