Drunk girls cause a couple of heart attacks Drunk girls are unusually mild Drunk boys keep in pace with the pedophiles Drunk girls are boringly wild
Drunk girls get invitations from nations They got the patience of a million saints They steal, they steal from the cupboards Drunk girls like to file complaints
Drunk girls are like a night of simplicity They need a lover who is smarter than me Drunk boys, we walk like pedestrians Drunk girls wait an hour to pee
Drunk girls know that love is an astronaut It comes back, but it's never the same Drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys Drunk girls can be just as insane
Oh oh oh I believe in waking up together So oh oh That means making eyes across the room
Just 'cause I'm shallow doesn't mean that I'm heartless Just 'cause I'm heartless doesn't mean that I'm mean Sometimes love gives us too many options Just 'cause you're hungry doesn't mean that you're lean
I've heard lies that could curdle your heartstrings A couple truths, maybe burn out your eyes Drunk boys leave their irons in the fireplace 'Cause drunk girls give them too many tries
Oh oh oh I believe in waking up together Oh oh oh I believe I'm waking up, but no promises Oh oh oh I believe in waiting out the weather Oh oh oh I believe in making up
The day becomes the night (x4) Honestly, honestly, honestly Unless it hurts, why do it? Hey, hey, hey, hey! Oh