t took me five bars some thirty license plates I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool So I walked right in bare-handed She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do She kissed him while I got a beer She didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk She came across kinda cheap to me but hey how's that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I'm gonna pitch Those pretty girls can play their game But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail 'Cause baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail I was mad as hell Those pretty girls they're all the same But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend