The Autonomous Commie Republic, which is part of the Russian Federation, is situated in the far northwest of Europe, and spreads up to the Arctic part of the Ural Mountains. It's crossed by 9 northern parallels. Ten fair-sized European states could be placed on its territory. Besides indigenous residents (that is, the Commie people), there are also Russians, Ukranians, Nenetzes, Tchubashis, and Tartars. And now, let's go back into history a little bit. (CLICK) A boil lying on skins behind our backs was turning the knobs of a small transistor radio. (".....making efforts to use radios as vehicles of the psychological warfare. A subversive....") And the tent was suddenly filled with an announcer's voice speaking Commie.
(Jane Jane Jane....) Then, with music from Moscow, followed by English and French speech. ("The recording was made at the Moscow Theatre of Musical Miniatures.") Now, back to modern times.
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. AT THE RECOMMENDATION OF THE INTERNATIONAL TIME BUREAU, COMMENCING AT TWENTY-THREE (23) HOURS, FIFTY-NINE (59) MINUTES, SIXTY (60) SECONDS UTC, AN EXTRA SECOND WILL BE INSERTED INTO THE NBS TIME SCALE. THIS ADJUSTMENT IS REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN INTERNATIONALLY COORDINATED UNIVERSAL TIME AS BROADCAST FROM THESE STATIONS, IN CLOSE AGGREEMENT WITH UT1, OR ASTRONOMICAL TIME. ("WA6ODB....with...a question....") "and, uh ..." "Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?" "and about power ..." "d'you kn--" "we got so much power now ..." "Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?" "we got so much power now, that's ridiculous." "d'you kn-- do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?" "power, and all that, that's power, we got so much power, that's ridiculous." "We have--" "power, power, power, power, power, power now, it's ridiculous. We got so much power now ..." "Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?" "It's not even funny." "D'you--" "That's ridiculous." "Do you know how many--" "It' s not even funny." "D'you kn--" "That's ridiculous." "Do you know how many--" "That's, that's ridiculous." "Do you know how many time--" "That's ridiculous. It's not even funny." "D'you--" "It's not even funny." "D--" "It's not even funny." "Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?" "It's not even funny. How many time zones?" "Yeah. We have, we have four in this country, right?" (Hello?) "How many time zones?" "Yeah." (Hello? Yes.) "1, 2, 3 ..." "Four in this country, right?" "Uh, yessir." "Mm hm." "Uh, four ... 1, 2, 3 ... yessir." "Right." "1, 2, 3 ... yessir." "Mm hm." ("....radio station, Radio Moscow") "Uh, four ... time zones?" "Yeah. We have four in this country, right?" "Uh, nosir." "We have, we have--" "Uh, yessir." "Mm hm." "And, uh ..." "Do you know how many time zones they have?" "Uh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up." "Eleven." "Eleven. It's not even funny." "Eleven." "Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous." "Eleven." "Eleven. Well, that's what we can do. We can go anywhere, because we live here, we--" "Yeah, but--" &quo