[Verse 1] She's got views and she's got opinions She went to school and she handles her business When she gets to tripping when she gets to bugging Ain't no man gonna tell her nothing It's her way or the highway right or wrong If she holds back it's not for long Simply will not tolerate ignorance Quick to leave the party if she's not feeling it So I... just try... to make her laugh
[Hook] And she just sits there staring at a crooked window Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon And it don't matter what I think She won't change for nobody Says I don't listen when she yada yada yada Crazy girl crazy girl She says I'm outta my mind And she's my crazy girl
[Verse 2] She likes to watch TV in the dark Whether the car or the grocery cart She's gotta drive because she's got issues Corrects my speech whenever I misuse A word or get my verb tense screwed up Three times a week I pick Mexican food up Cheese dip fixes everything I'm just a court jester and she's my queen So I just try to make her laugh
[Hook] And she just sits there staring at a crooked window Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon And it don't matter what I think She won't change for nobody Says I don't listen when she yada yada yada Crazy girl crazy girl She says I'm outta my mind And she's my crazy girl
[Verse 3] I try to tell everything is gonna be alright She says I'm really really sorry that I'm so uptight I tell her don't apologize that just the way you are Some folks think about things too hard I'm like yo looka here listen truth be known It's quite possible I have faults of my own Don't know of any yet but I'm sure there's some You probably can't tell but I bet there's one And I think... that she just might... crack a smile
[Hook] And she just sits there staring at a crooked window Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon And it don't matter what I think She won't change for nobody Says I don't listen when she yada yada yada Crazy girl crazy girl She says I'm outta my mind And she's my crazy girl