Rhett & Link ft. Hannah Hart - The Cat's 9 Lives Song | Текст песни

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• Rhett & Link ft. Hannah Hart
• The Cat's 9 Lives Song

Looking down from Heaven,
I see my flat carcass (in front of 7/11.)

Wish I could say it was the first time,
But I'm a cat. (So in terms of life, she's had nine.)

The first time I died, as I remember,
I landed on my feet. (But, it was into a blender.)

My next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin' in them.
That really fancy thing (was botulism).

Life three, easy, nappin' on some jeans.
The problem was the jeans (were in a washing machine.)

Don't feel sorry for me.
I've had nine times the lives you could ever dream.

Life four:
I became a pillow on Pinterest.

Life five:
I died from shear disinterest.

Life six:
I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers.

Life seven:
Chased a bird into a wood chipper.

Life eight:
Donated my guts for tennis rackets.
(But, it turns out they don't even use cat guts! Can you put that in brackets?)
We'll add it in post!
I hope this song wasn't a drag,
But I just had to let the cat out of the bag!