I’m sorry for that time I had an idea I’m sorry for that time I told a joke I didn’t mean to step all over your ego It’s my fault that my heart broke I’m glad I got to meet your brand new girlfriend All I have to say is wow I can’t believe you met a match so perfect You must feel like a big man now
Cause your new girlfriend’s like a pair of beige curtains Not good, not bad, just there I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup Cause she’s as special as air Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile Not hot, not not, just grey Your own silent, malleable furniture I wish I was that way
I’m sorry for that time I had an opinion I’m sorry for that time I had a goal I don’t want to detract from your powerful presence By admitting that I have a soul It must be nice to feel so smart and superior It must be good to know that she won’t leave And she won’t notice when you fuck other people At least that’s what she'll let you believe
Cause your new girlfriend’s like a pair of beige curtains Not good, not bad, just there I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup Cause she’s as special as air Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile Not hot, not not, just grey Your own giggly, undemanding seat filler I wish I was that way
If I was like her maybe I would have The ultimate prize that is you Just dampen my essence and learn to want nothing Then all my dreams could come true Cause who needs me when I have you
Your new girlfriend is a pair of beige curtains Not good, not bad, just there I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup Cause she’s as special as air Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile Not hot, not not, just grey Your own pointless, dumpy little blowup doll I wish I was that way, I wish I was that way