You probably thought this deer was alive, And this coyote was alive, and this pheasant was alive. They're dead. They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.
I specialize in the most life-like dead animals anywhere. Period. Look at that antelope driving a car! Nope, it's just Chuck Testa.
Oh no! There's a bear in my bed! Nope! Chuck Testa.
There's a leopard feeding on an impala Out on my deck. Nope, Chuck Testa.
Did that rhino just order a drink? Nope, Chuck Testa!
It's just chuck testa (Not a rhino) It's just chuck testa (Not a bear) It's just chuck testa (That's not a deer) It's just chuck testa (Nooo)