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I was gonna steal a car but I'm white I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X]
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I was gonna break in your house but I'm white I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X]
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I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, Because I'm white [repeat 3X]
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I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!) I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, Because I'm white [3X]
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I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?) I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?) Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, Because I'm white [3X]
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I was drink some Sprite but I'm white A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X]
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I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X]
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I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X]
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I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!) They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!) And if a black guy my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X]
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Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt? That organic shit, it's good shit man I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man Give 'em some kale chips You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man You see that shit? Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?) That's a doctor for your asshole I been payin' into my 401k Payin' my taxes and shit Fuckin' IRS got me on audit You catch them CMAs?
I got this new washin' machine too High efficiency nigga!