Rucka Rucka Ali - Call Me Maybe PARODY 'My Name's Obama' | Текст песни

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• Call Me Maybe PARODY 'My Name's Obama'

Verse:

I did some Time in Jail
I did some Crime with Michelle
We stole some Fried Watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
I'm known to Smack up a Bitch
I've got kool-aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye

Pre-chorus:

Guns, yeah i sold 'em
Hoes, tricks yeah i told 'em
Blunts, spliffs yeah i rolled 'em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.

Chorus:

Hey, I just met you (AAAH! HELP!)
No please don't tase me!
My name's Obama
I was born in Haiti
I still get food stamps
I'm just lazy
I'm still on welfare
So fuck you pay me!
They might arrest you
But you could blame me
They'll pull me over
Incarcerate me
If i get unemployed
Shit don't phase me
My name's Obama
I roll with Jay-Z

Verse:

I smoke alotta Newports
I sit alot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my neighbor's driveway
I did alotta drug deals
I killed Osama for treals
I blamed it on Navy Seals
And fucked his bitch sideways

Pre-chorus:

Bro, yeah i'm holdin'
Rocks, weed, meth, heroin
White House garden showing
What u think I'm growing, daisies?

Verse:
Hey, I just met you (AAAH! HELP!)
No, it's OK see
My name's Obama
I'm half Kuwaiti
It's hard to look white
Robbing Macy's
Give me the Fubu
Don't try to play me
Hey, I just met you (AAAH! HELP!)
No, please don't mace me
My name's Obama
I dance like Swayze
If you live in Detroit
Yawta thank me
My name's Obama
I'm Pakistani

Bridge:

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black
I was born in Dubai
I'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at?
Take off your clothes and don't talk back

Not the american people have a clear choise -
Would you like to get smacked with a pimp cane
Or with the back of my hand?

Chorus:

It's hard to look white
When I'm smackin' ladies
So it's no wonder
Y'all crackers hate me
Hey, I just met you (AAAH! HELP!)
And this is crazy
I stealed your Hummer
And throwed your baby
Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say, see
My name's Obama
Chicken is tasty

Bridge:

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black
If all you haters don't like me
Lick my ball sack
Y'all haters fall back
So fuck you pay me.

I mean, do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
I'm sorry, I get that from my mother, she's a typical white person.


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