Wednesday: They're normal people Not like you Not like me Please can't we be a normal family!
One normal night That's all I want That's all I need from you One normal house Without a mouse To feed a plant or two You must admit we aren't what people call "laid back" So can't we muse a bit and lose the basic black? Whoa, one normal night With normal people on their way Just one normal night (Spoken): Whaddaya say?
Morticia: One normal night?
Wednesday: To be polite To do the least you can
Gomez (Spoken): One normal eve?
Wednesday: Can you achive A kind of common man?
You have to swear to me Yes, promise to the core It's almost six o'clock They're almost at the door! On all the Addams ancestors Who've ever walked aright One normal night!
Ancestors: Doo doo doo doo
Lucas (Spoken): Wait! This is the place where I first saw her! Wednesday, with a crossbow. And she looked like Diana The Huntress!
Mal (Spoken): Who?
Alice (Spoken): He's just expressing himself, dear. 'Expressing is the poet's art. Just simply say what's in your heart.'
Mal (Spoken): Lucas, your mother's rhyming again. I say we take a rain check and go back to the hotel.
Lucas (Spoken): No! Sung: One normal night No, not one poem Not one inspiring word One normal scene Complete routine Tonight can't be absurd Please don't embarrass me Or be completely rude Don't make a fuss about the house About the food Whoa! One normal night I know it's big but can't you see This one normal night is for me!
Fester (Spoken): He seems like a nice young man!
Ancestors (Spoken): They're not right for each other/He's from Ohio/It'll never work
Fester (Spoken): Not right for eachother?! What do you mean, "They're not right for each other?" Sung: Was Napoleon right for Josephine? Was nausea right for Dramamine? Were the 80's right for the drum machine Who's to say? Who's to say? Was ballet right for Balanchine? Was Polio right for the Salk vaccine? Were you folks right for the mezzanine? Who's to say?
One normal night is a perilous trick Normal is hard to attain Children are crazy and parents are quick Passions are hard to explain But this is their moment and this is your chance So if you don't want to remain Start singing of love
Ancestors: What?
Fester: Love
Ancestors: No!
Fester: Love!
Ancestors: Why?
Fester: Love
Ancestors: Ugh
Fester: Only affairs of the heart Spoken: Your turn-
Ancestors: Bringing themlove
Fester: Yes!
Ancestors: Love
Fester: Yes!
Ancestors: Love
Fester: Right!
Ancestors: Love
Fester: Good!
Fester: Love lets your spirits depart So let the normalcy start!
Fester and Ancestors: Protect and rally round Let's aid them and abet One normal night is what they'll
Fester: Get!
Addams Family/Ancestors: One normal night One normal night One normal night Wednesday wants One normal night One normal night Give her just One normal night One normal night One normal night Wednesday wants
Gomez/Morticia/Ancestors: One
Fester/Ancestors: One
Grandma/Pugsley/Ancestors: One
Wednesday/Ancestors: One
Addams Family/Ancestors: One normal night We'll comprehend we'll tend her every need
Wednesday: All I want All I ask You'll tend my every need
Beinekes: When we arrive We'll come alive To make this night succee