I run a shop upon the hill I give out orders at my will People do as they're told Till the day that they're old Apart from the work, life's a toss Cos at home my wife's the boss I've got mortgage and all the loans And a wife 3 kids and moans
I'm not really the one in charge For this shop is much too large I just wouldn't know what to do I'm just another fool For the guvnor it's plain to see That's it's just got to be me I'm the one with all the debts So I've got to be the best bet