You opened up my heart before you scrubbed and disinfected, You read me my last rights before the tumor was detected, You have broken every doctor/patient confidence and handled me With incompetence, This operation takes a very, very steady hand
Aa-haa-aa-haa-haa! (x 4)
I attended my classes, I read all of my books, But nothing prepared me For this nurse’s looks, I get weak in the knees, When I’m told to disrobe, Anticipating the probe
Counting backwards, I am getting sleepy, Drowning in your anaesthesia, Strapped to the gurney And prepped for the cut, I’m too young to die, So wake me up, When this surgery is done, And you make surgery more fun, And if I wake up screaming and pleading for love, Would you give me the gas and touch me with your rubber gloves? Touch me with your rubber gloves