Went to the Egyptian gardens just the other night Saw a red headed lady was flat outta sight Spent all my money honey to spend the rest of the night And to watch her do that thing that they call.
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Had happy horny snappy fingers at the end of the night When some dude walks up to me and says thats mine, lets you and me Fight Pulled out my rosin and said baby have a bite and he went floatin Off through the fog with that thing called.
So I traipsed up to the red head and said gee babe but your nice She smiled and stuck her arm through mine and said Sol, baby say it Twice Ever since I run that tomcat off me and her make out just like mice Every time she do that thing that they call