Hey! Had a girl and she did me wrong I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long Split the clouds and divided the sea Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be She didn't call no more nor bother me My little tiki god made sure I'd live in peace One day I read they found a body in the river Tiki God, Whoa, you make me shake, you make me shiver, all right I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God Yeah! Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble Had no idea it would cause so much trouble When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean There was a rumble, an awful commotion Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby Turned out the god was mean and vicious Didn't respond to Bobby's three wishes, no no He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na So when you're caught up in an evil plot Your life's in danger and you can hear the shot Your head is spinning and your fading fast How long do you think this kinda fun can last Your luck will change with a simple motion I found my idol in a bottle in the ocean He splits the clouds and divides the sea And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be, all right He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God Yeah Yeah All right