Uncle Arthur went to work Came home from work Like he always does There’s so many lonely people in the world He’s just one of them Uncle Arthur was looking out the window The day the stone came through the window The glass hit him in the face The blood runs down his cheeks But no-one really cares about a lonely man Living his lonely life Uncle Arthur sometimes wishes he was dead But he’s got to keep on living his life The best he can Oh, oh, lonely as he’ll ever be Oh, oh, lonely as he’ll ever be Uncle Arthur and all the lonely people in the world Sometimes, you know you’ve got to be kind to them Never had a television Never had a radio Never saw Dracula Never saw Frankestein He lives in his own world In his own cartoon world No-one cares, no-one really knows Oh, oh lonely as he’ll ever be… Oh don’t talk about the lonely people They all seem to be in such pain Their life is a lot of pain I don’t know, no I don’t know What the world is coming to