She knows every episode She wears the boots that go-go-go She's got a red miniskirt She makes me play Captain Kirk
Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl We go to conventions She gives me erections Girl - my Trekkie girl She paints her skin green And it's not Halloween She rocks my brave new world
She always acts so logical She drives a Volvo Iike it's our space shuttle (of love) She looks just like Britney Spears Just add a few pounds and some pointy ears
Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl She loves outer space Has a black and white face Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl I'm her Leonard Nimoy She's the real McCoy She's got a Spock haircut with curls
And on some nights she tells me Put my symbiote inside her She separates my saucer Yeah, she knows just what to say And on nights when I loose power Well it doesn't even phaser She grabs my captain's log Torpedoes away
She knows every episode She wears the boots that go-go-go She's got a red miniskirt She makes me play Captain Kirk
Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl We go to conventions She gives me erections Girl - my Trekkie girl She paints her skin green And it's not Halloween
Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl She loves outer space Has a black and white face Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl I'm her Leonard Nimoy She's the real McCoy My girl - Trekkie girl