My friends are getting hammered as we stand around a stump Everybody's screaming "Kyle, make your fucking truck bump!" Put in the cassette, that makes us feel fine We're playing hammerschlagen tonight We'll I'll bring the food (and we'll bring the beer) If ya bring enough liquor the neighbors stay clear Some of us joke and some of us fight We're playing hammerschlagen tonight
We all love it in the nor'ie woods where we always have a good time We make our beds beneath the stars, sippin' on apple wine Daylight comes, we throw on some logs We keep the fire burning all damn day long Someone's mom packed us homemade jam Someone brought hash, and someone brought spam Hurry up and fix me a drink to steady my nerves and to help me think Whatever you mix me is gonna be fine We're playing hammerschlagen tonight