Kirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Spock: Captain Kirk, this is Spock. Please step on the transporter.
Scotty: Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No!
McCoy: I’m a doctor!
Kirk: Not an actor!
McCoy: Not a milkman!
Kirk: What does that mean?
McCoy: And I’m sorry - He’s dead, Jim.
Chekov: Photon torpedo...!
Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequencies.
Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk, opening hailing frequencies, sir.
Kirk: Let’s boldly go where no one’s gone before! Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Beam me up, Mr. Scott! Sulu, go to warp!
Sulu: Warp three, sir.
Kirk: No! That will be way too slow!
Sulu: Warp four, sir?
Kirk: That still is way too slow!
Sulu: Warp five, sir.
Kirk: It still is too damn slow!
Sulu: Warp six.
Kirk: It’s too damn slow!
Sulu: Warp seven?
Kirk: It’s still damn slow!
Chorus: It’s too damn slow...!
Kirk: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov...
Chekov: I am firing torpedo!
Spock: That will not work and would be illogical to me, to me, to me...!
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