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It was the first day back to school
Cuttin' up in class
Acting like a tool
Friends are rollin' in
We started talkin' about the summer
Dj Saw "Twilight"
(BUMMER!)
I spoke up and asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? 9's or 10's?"
Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl with tig ole' bitties
I can't believe my eyes
In a contest they'd win first prize
Double D guarantee, I was checkin' their size
It's like two beach balls in shirt disguise
Or Earth and Mars havin' some fun
Wait, I take that back, it's like two of the sun
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted it off thinkin' about them tig ole' bitties

Tig ole' bitties
Mount Fuji brought its twin
Tig ole' bitties
Two melons in a shirt
Tig ole' bitties
I put books in my lap
Tig ole' bitties
Head bobbin' as she walks
Tig ole' bitties
OH MY GOD!
Tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bittes [repeated several times]

Kept trippin' in class
Because of her dang breasts in a tiny white shirt
Boobs having a fiesta
Later in lab we were messin' with test tubes
Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest
(BOOBS!)
Wasn't paying attention
Got busted, had to serve detention
In biology we talked about bees
The best kind of bees...
(BOOBIES!)
I can't believe my mind
I hold a poker face to her two of a kind
With each step her breasts gettin' redefined
I'm making my move
I'm thinkin' it's time
(Oh snap!)
I'm gonna ask her to prom
And in my head she responds
"You're the bomb"
Feeling nervous so I could to three
"I like your boobs,"
"Go to prom with me?"

Tig ole' bitties
King kong boobs
Tig ole' bitties
Great tracks of land
Tig ole' bitties
Like my balls
Tig ole' bitties
Real big
Tig ole' bitties
Oh my god!
Tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bitties ( repeated several times ]

She said yes so I'm getting ready
Stain on my shirt
Mom's spaghetti
I picked her up and I'm pretty sure
That she'll let me motor boat like
Br-br-br-br-br
I try to cop a feel once we got to school
She said "No touching. that's the rule"
Principle walks up on the scene
"It's time to announce prom king and queen"
"Your Favourite Martian and Tig Ole' Bitties"
"Congratulations to you both on winning"
Time slowed down and she jumped for joy
Then out of her dressed jumped something more
Tissues flew and rained from the sky
OH MY GOD!
"You stuff your shirt?"
Your Favourite Martian in a world of hurt"

Aww

Fake ole' bitties
WOW!
Fake ole' bitties
You breakin' my heart with
Fake ole' bitties
You're crushin' my dreams with
Fake ole' bitties
I can't believe it
Fake ole' bitties
You really suck
Fake ole' bitties
I can't believe you would do that
Fake ole' bitties

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