You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho You's a ho... a dirty ho I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe You's a ho(you's a ho)... a dirty ho (so dirty), yeah, yeah
It was the night before Christmas(Christmas) and all through the house(house!) A creature was stirrin', she was messin' around(she was messin') Cause at the party I was decking the halls, She was at the party jugglin' balls I can't believe her, we had a relationship I'm so mad, I'ma crap on her Christmas gift I made her a big fluffy build-a-bear But now there's gonna be doo doo on her stupid bear
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho You's a ho... a dirty ho I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah
You's a ho, ho, ho, I don't know know why, why You would ever say you love me, turn around and lie, lie Cry, cry so full of sadness and sorrow Now my heart hurts, Cupid took back his arrow My eyes cry tears cause I'm sad, just a fraction Santa gets you coal cause you bad - Michael Jackson Like Rebecca Black this rap is B.A.D. But you're still a sleaze, I hope you get STD's cause
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho You's a ho... a dirty ho I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah
Saw you with that stupid tool, underneath the mistletoe Seein' you with someone else makes my blood boil Just like the soil, you're a dirty little ho So go, I don't need a ho that don't got no self control My heart it still aches, this pain I can't take Go on and leave together cause I'll never be your rake You're a ho, plain and simple, nothing but a filthy trap You may have lit my life up, but now I'm into lamps
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho You's a ho... a dirty ho I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah