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Start with a text book bowl cut (bowl cut!) One you can mow down slow as you grow up learn a couple great new curse words (pussy!) buzz a cool rat tail, take 2, your turn Learn a couple great new curse words (fuckface!) maybe try a ponyhawk, take 2, your turn