[Intro: Tech N9ne] Are you ready for it? Are you ready for it?
[Verse 1: Tech N9ne] Most of my teachers didn't teach me shit! Chiefing in the locker room, f**k English lit Oh why oh why oh why did I have to take woodshop? Instead of speaking French, when I went there I could not! A lot of truancy because they couldn't influence me They fluently spew it but you couldn't do it congruently So I learned culture, rock music, rock-n-roll Rock up that polka, walk on my poster! So now I'm part of it when I used to fear it I learned a lot of sh*t but most would not clear it Someone scared of me and would not come near this People tell me but music lifts my spirits!
[Hook: Krizz Kaliko] Writing on the walls,Writing in the halls Because education kicked me in my f**king balls They writing in the class, writing in P.E., Because education is uneducating me!
You're in my head You're mine 'til I'm dead
I am my mother's child I wish I knew what I knew now I am my teacher's favorite I made it and I don't know how
[:: BRIDGE ::] Are you ready for it? Are you ready for it?
[Verse 2: Tech N9ne] Most of my teachers didn't teach me shit! Chiefing in the locker room, f**k English lit Oh why oh why oh why did I have to take woodshop? Instead of speaking French, when I went there I could not! A lot of truancy because they couldn't influence me They fluently spew it but you couldn't do it congruently So I learned culture, rock music, rock-n-roll Rock up that polka, walk on my poster! So now I'm part of it when I used to fear it I learned a lot of sh*t but most would not clear it Someone scared of me and would not come near this People tell me but music lifts my spirits!
[Hook]
[Outro: Tech N9ne] First day is a b***h (2x) Think I'm one to ditch (2x) Cause you ain't teaching me shit. (2x)
I was born with the classes they gave me So I stole the books that I wanted And taught myself to think different Now I'm the number one independent rapper in the world Tech N9ne