Frau: You guys have waited long enough. This is delivered by Barsburg's 7th Broadcasting Bureau, answering the questions of puzzled teenagers, the "May God be With You" hour. Today, because an old man...(cough), sorry, because Archbishop Jio is attending the International Peace Conference, and cannot be present. I, Bishop Frau, will be your host. Teito: I am the assistant, Teito, pleased to meet you. Frau: Hey, aren't you supposed to be playing the part of a puzzled teenager? Castor: It's okay, if we make some changes once in a while, the audience will be more interested. Labrador: I see, it's best if people work separately. Both of you, keep going! Teito: Ah, there's too much talking backstage, this is a live broadcast! (Burupya, chewing noises) Hakuren: Teito, the little dragon is slobbering on the microphone. Teito: You can't do that, don't gnaw on the mike! (Telephone rings) Frau: Telephone! Please ignore those scoundrels, let us immediately proceed to the next stage. Teito: Hello, what are you called? Hyuuga: Hello, my name is..."Sunglasses". Frau: So what's wrong, Mr. Sunglasses? Hyuuga: It' just that, with Aya...(cough), I don't get along well with my boss, he's kind of...no, he's always so uptight. I always try to get along with him, but each time I end up as his punching bag. If I'm not kicked out then I'm being whipped, it's just too much. It's so vexing, so in the end, I recently took the recommendation of an astrologist, and bought a potion that supposedly can help me get on good terms with my boss, but it never works, sigh... Teito: What should he do, Frau, boss, a sudden question from an adult! By the way, some astrologists are frauds! Frau: What did you do to try and get friendlier with him? Hyuuga: Um...I tried many things, for instance, I painted my boss's room different colors according to the seasons, and during the recent birthday of my boss, I baked a cake with my colleagues, which was shaped like the boss. Fitting, wasn't it? Teito: It- it's fitting. Hyuuga: But when we tried to but a candle on his hat, the neck melted, and only the head was left in the platter. Just then, our boss came back... Frau: Such a terribly bloody tragedy, it's amazing you're still alive! Hyuuga: How, how did you know? Frau: Ah, I won't say anything bad, if you don't want to be disliked by your boss while trying to improve your relationship, talking with him is a little... Ayanami: Hyuuga, since you didn't attend the meeting, I thought you were up to something. So it turns out... Hyuuga: Ah, Aya-tan! Why are you here... Hyuuga: Wa- wait...ah, Aya-tan, that's very dangerous...AAAAAHH- (Explosion, busy tone) Teito: Mr. Sunglasses, hello?! Are you there?!! Frau: Now, let's move on to the next person. (Telephone rings) Teito: Hello, and what is your name? Kuroyuri: Um...Dokelo, hello! Frau: So what is your problem, dear Dokelo? Kuroyuri: It's, I have someone that I like, but I don't have a lot of courage, and I can't confess... Teito: Oh...what a serious question. Frau: I see, I see, is Dokelo a young girl? Kuroyuri: Hehehe, that's a secret. Frau: Bah, if you're a young girl, writing a love letter to him is a good idea. If you're a boy then attack at night. If she likes you, then she'll refuse to meet you. Then using various techniques, beg her parents, and say you'll take full responsibility for marrying her Teito: What are you saying?!! You- Frau: If you're a boy, you should understand. This boiling emotion, first (BEEEEP), then (BEEEEP), until (BEEEEP) time... Teito: This perverted bishop! You're the worst! (Explosion) Kuroyuri: Hello? Hello? Huh, they hung up? That was pointless. (Hangs up) Frau: Why did you do that while in the middle of a live broadcast?!! Stupid brat. Teito: