Miss November Tuesday, Bend your rubber rules. Take your time, but don't take Off your high heeled shoes. She's in demand at dinner time; She's on the factory wall. And when the gentlemen retire Guess who's in control? She blew your money On taking a cruise. If that isn't funny, Well, watch out teacher.
CHORUS Ooh, ooh. When the chamber's empty She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.
Dressed in flimsy clothing, Use your lipstick line To colour fear and loathing With a pink disguise. You've never refused when she lies back Put a stripe on the union; and a star on the jack. She's on the case at dinner time. She's on the evening news. And if you dare step out of line You're going to be abused. You may not like it; You may not be scared. But hell has no fury like a Young girl's ego.
CHORUS Ooh, ooh. Doo, doo, doo. You might adopt an attitude; Look on the moral side. But if police are after you, Where's the best place to hide? For this production They gave her a gun. Ain't no director-- So watch out actors!