Don't call me a horse I'm a unicorn Mystical, magical, mysterious Not plain Got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat I grant wishes and prance in the rain
I'm a unicorn 8000 B.C. Noah's ark wasn't built before me I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget You think I'm not real? Full House! I'm in the background, fool! Eatin' grass all day, party all night I'll grant your wish Right before your eyes I'm hiding in your hills Eating all your apples Drinking water Writing facts on your Snapples