I'm the one your mama warned you about When you see me, I will leave you no doubt I'm the coolest man that ever walked this earth I am the coolest since the day of my birth
I am the cool
I drive a little red sports car as you plainly can see Them young girls i can't keep them away from me You know Madonna, well I saw her yesterday Had too many women so I pushed her away
Walked into the paramount hotel in New York City There were 72 women there just waiting for me Just one problem with all these women so fine So many of them, so little time
I am the cool
I wear the coolest clothes that ever can be I look so good even Calvin Klein stares at me Red bands on my hat, a glas of chavvers in my hand One look at me and the little girls understand
Someone come up with a gun to steal the rolex of my wrist two seconds later he was down with one blow of my fist I dragged his sorry ass to the town in the middle of the day I hung him up to a flagpole with a sign "don't mess with Screamin Jay"
I am the cool
The finest restaurants roll me all and know me by my name they gave me the best table and sent everyone else away feasant under glass, lobster and steak tartar finished it off with a fine cuban cigare
headed on back home to my penthouse suite with a fine young lady that's good enough to eat she feeds me grapes and cheese and opens a dom perignon we made love untill the night time's gone
i am the cool frozen cold
icicles on the toes i am the cool i'm winter i'm a blizzard