GASTON: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? Crazy old Maurice... LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
LEFOU: A dangerous pastime
GASTON: I know. But that whacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only "so-so" Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony, old man See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan
GASTON: If I . . . (whisper)
LEFOU: Yes?
GASTON: Then we . . . (whisper)
LEFOU: No! Would she . . .
GASTON: (whisper) Guess!
LEFOU: Now I get it!
BOTH: Let's go! No one plots like Gaston
GASTON: Takes cheap shots like Gaston
LEFOU: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
GASTON: Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful
LEFOU: As down to the depths you descend
GASTON: I won't even be mildly remorseful
BOTH: Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end
GASTON: Who has brains like Gaston?
LEFOU: Entertains like Gaston?
BOTH: Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? And his marriage we soon will be celebrating My what a guy Gaston!