Shock and fright All the creatures of the night They're coming after me And I'm runnin runnin runnin cant you see from these things that are coming after me-e-e
Bill collectors, tax inspectors Parking enforcement has got the government endorsement to take my money away from me
Shock and fright All the creatures of the night They're coming after me And I'm runnin runnin runnin cant you see From these things that are comin after me –e –e
My ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend and his Mercedes Benz She calls me lazy So what I’m happy this way
Said Presidents and dead presidents, And the residents, at my apartment complex complain about all the loud sex but they just don’t know… I’m alone and watchin porno
Shock and fright All the creatures of the night Are running after me All this runnin is getting tiring For a guy this lazy like me
Think I just might Join the other side Hear it’s an easy life To be a monster, So check under your bed tonight
Bill collectors, tax inspectors Presidents, residents and old dead friends (4x)