Sid’s mom:
We have to celebrate.
Sid’s dad:
Oh, great.
Another musical number.
Everyone, come see my son, the knight!
Everyone:
Oy, what a knight
Gather ‘round, you peasants
Look who’s graced us with his presence
What a hero, what a mensch
Oy, what a knight
Plus, the kid’s on fire
With a big farkakte squire
And a little shiksa wench
Oy, what a knight
God, is he to die for
Any girl would give an eye for
Such a hunk of kosher meat
Oy, what a knight
Handsome and a charmer
Is it true that ‘neath that armor-
Isabella:
Shh, he likes to be discreet
Rabbi:
Speaking as his rabbi,
why am I not surprised?
Our Sidney is the knight
who put the “sir” in “circumcised”
Everyone:
Oy, what a knight
So, how’s the business going?
Sid:
You know, jousting, tally-ho-ing
Saving damsels in distress
Everyone:
Oy, what a knight
Sid:
Oh! Did I mention slaying?
I did lots of it, just saying.
Everyone:
That’s our Sidney, the success
Hey!
Isabella:
What a gorgeous family
Your Sid can do no wrong
Who knew he came from such a lovely home?
Of course I’ll be converting
So I’m sure we’ll get along
Sid’s mom:
Honey, please!
You had me at “shalom”
Everyone:
Oy, what a squire
So tell us ‘bout sir Sidney
Galavant:
No.
Isabella:
He saved your live once, didn’t he?
Galavant:
No.
Isabella:
So, twice?
Galavant:
No.
Isabella:
Thrice?
Galavant:
No.
Isabella:
Do share
Everyone:
Oy, what a knight
Oy, what a diddle, deedle, didle
He’s our hero
He’s my idol
He’s adored by one and all
Sid:
You guys!
Sid’s parents:
And so, tonight, to honor our crusader
You are all invited later
To a fancy-schmancy ball
Everyone:
Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy
Oy, yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy
Oy, what a knight
Oy, what a knight!
Hey!
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