Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom It was no infatuation But a gradual graduation From a boy to a man Let me tell you while I can The soda pop came free
Hey sis one kiss and I was heaven bound Now who would have guessed Milton's Paradise Lost Could be found?
But in the eyes of the Dean his daughter Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta But a man's got to do What a man's got to do The consequence should be Church bells, three swells, The Dean, his daughter, and me
They were dating in the park They were smooching in the dark Of a doorway for two She whispered "I love you - Ooh, you know I never felt this way before Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart Has gone awol awol awol"
And then I kissed her And when I kissed her It's a wonderful world When you're rolling in kisses
Now, the paint is peeling Now, and when the chips are dowin Now, you kinda lose all feeling Now, your head goes round and round Round and round and round and round And round and round and round I'm throwing myself off this train
Hum drum days And a hum drum ways Hum drum days And a hum drum ways Hum drum days, he's got Hum drum ways, oh boy
Hey, you know I'm really earning now My ship came in with a cargo of dollars My name's lit up on the prow It's a wonderful world When you're rolling in dollars Rolling in dollars Rolling in dollars Now