Oh the night is young with the lashes hung and the phillies all in heat how their laps doth plum when the church dogs come sniffing for a seat But a lady sits heart and legs crossed as tight lipped as a mouse Though I found when I lift my legs my hooves bring down the house
Mein Liebe, Mein Welpe Spielt den Wildpferden Clap clip clop! Mit unseren Röcken hochgezogen Und im Grätschsitz und Reitgerte
Mein Liebe, Mein Welpe Steig auf die Wildpferden Clip clop clip!
To the hound, a round of hell on the devil's carousell!
Once a pious dog was worshipping on his master's thighs outside the phillies tromped and parade unsaddled in the styles aroused he slid down his master's pants bannisters and rails to scratch upon the stable door and poke forbidden tails.
Mein Liebe, Mein Welpe (My love, My pup) Spielt den Wildpferden (Ze wild horses play) Clap clip clop Mit unseren Röcken hochgezogen (With our skirts up, With our knives out) Und im Grätschsitz und Reitgerte (And a saddle, and a riding crop)
Mein Liebe, Mein Welpe (My love, My pup) Steig auf die Wildpferden (Ze wild horses mount)
To the hound, a round of hell on the devil's carousell!
He tender footed in the barn Downed the light and thick And yipped between the phillies legs to mark his bailing whick. some girls fall for fables some fall just for kicks so bar the doors and thrash the hooves let's teach a dog new tricks
Mein Liebe, Mein Welpe (My love, My pup) Spielt den Wildpferden (Ze wild horses play) Clap clip clop Mit unseren Röcken hochgezogen (With our skirts up, With our knives out) Und im Grätschsitz und Reitgerte (And a saddle, and a riding crop)
Mein Liebe, Mein Welpe (My love, My pup) Steig auf die Wildpferden (Ze wild horses mount)
To the hound, a round of hell on the devil's carousell!